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Eva Longoria Says She's Gone Through Six Months Of 'Torture' To Get Her Body Ready For The Cannes Film Festival - I'm Confused

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I’ve always been an Eva Longoria guy through and through. She just does it for me in so many ways even though I’ve never seen one episode of Desperate Housewives. Today I was a little confused after reading her Insta caption from her latest post. Now this may just may be a case of Hubbs not understanding life, which happens a lot, but is a film festival something you need to be putting your body through “torture” for? SIX MONTHS? I understand Cannes is a big deal, mainly from watching Entourage, but what are we doing here? Torture? That’s just a very LA thing to do for a film festival. I played basketball for the first time in a year yesterday and I have two gigantic blisters on my two big toes. I’m going through torture right now. It’s bad, I can’t walk. I feel like Eva Longoria and the rest of the world have different definitions of the word ‘torture.’ Anyways, I’m going to stop writing now and just play back the highlight reel of Eva’s. I have no idea how Tony Parker did this woman wrong. I refuse to believe she’s 44 years of age.