Gendry Proposing To Arya Just Hours After They Had Sex For The First Time Was Beyond Brain Dead Stupid

Uhhh Gendry, watch one rom-com for me pal. You hook up with a girl for the first time, you know what you do? Don’t talk or text her for a few days. Maybe even a few weeks. Don’t even send a raven to see how she’s doing. Make her come to you. Make her play the game and fall right into the palm of your hand. Make her feel she’s forgotten and then she’ll come crawling when she can’t take it anymore. (I’m obviously just basing this off movies and tv shows and not actual experience). You don’t sleep with her and propose a few hours later! Jesus Christ, talk about jumping the gun, Gendry what were you thinking buddy?

Of course she said no to you. She only had sex with you because she didn’t want to die a virgin. Now that the great war is over, which Arya single handily ended by killing the Night King herself, she’s not trying to get wifed up while there’s people still on her list that are breathing. The Night King’s body wasn’t even cold and she was back in the lab shooting arrows, waiting for her next victim. That’s not a girl who is saying yes to marriage.

This is the same girl who in season 1 was told by her dad Ned that she would one day marry a high lord, and rule his castle and their sons would be nights, princes, and lords. Her response to all of that? Nah, not for me. You think that’s the type of the girl to say yes to a proposal after night one of intercourse?

That was the most automatic a no as you will ever see. You can tell he didn’t ask one single person for advice. If I ever get into a situation where I’ve dated a girl long enough to even think about proposing, I’m asking everyone I know if it’s the right time. I would rather be dead than get rejected on a marriage proposal. I would never be able to sleep again. Gendry was just feeling on top of the world because the alive beat the dead. Thought he could parlay that in marriage. Nope, idiot. Welcome to the friend zone.