This Is The Loudest, Purest Slap In Recorded History

You often hear baseball players talking about the sweet spot of the bat. When they make such clean contact, center of the bat flush with the ball, that it almost feels like nothing at all. So pure yet so violent all at once. That was this slap. How that man’s head didn’t do a full 360 like an owl on impact is beyond comprehension. But kudos to him for bouncing back and engaging in full blow fisticuffs in the middle of this IHOP. You can’t just get slapped like that and then eat banana pancakes with your face all red and throbbing. I don’t know if any amount of syrup was going to restore the taste in that man’s mouth anyways.