Somebody Please Rescue Anton Khudobin

Listen, I hope everything bad happens to the Dallas Stars right now. We are at war and I will take anything that can possibly help the Blues win this series, but there are rules in combat. I know that the Geneva Convention does not explicitly mention Pierre Mcguire but maybe we can make an ammendment because what I witnessed last night was beyond cruel and unusual punishment. This goes beyond the scope of a playoff series, we have a man trapped in a box with Pierre for the entire game with nowhere to escape. That’s just a human rights issue.

With the series at 2-2, we are guaranteed another game in Dallas, meaning that something has to be done before its too late. Don’t let him go back in there, whatever you do. Imagine if Bishop hurt himself while overreacting to try and get a call and Khudobin actually had to enter the game? No one should be expected to perform under those conditions.

He hasn’t been this happy since PK Subban gave him the gift of a lifetime in 2014

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P.S. The NBCSN announcing team this series has been such a drop off from Panger and the crew, how much do we have to pay to get the FS Midwest crew in there for the rest of this series?