TikTok Thursdays Ft. Kate, KBnoswag
In case you missed Week 1 (Detailed explanation of the app) Week 2 Week 3,Week 4, Week 5, Week 6, Week 7, Week 8, Week 9, or Week 10 of Tiktok Thursdays, I do some deep dives on this app to find some of the weirdest content I can for you guys. This week has some real doozies, and I have KB and Kate back to help me out. Reminder that Barstool Sports is now in the TikTok game, and we’ve basically had the biggest growth in the game thanks to the brain trust team of Logan, Quigs, Kate and I.
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1.
Kenjac: Napoleon Dynamite who?
KB: When the dismembered teen boy in your basement finally dies so you get to have sex for the first the time in years, and also you just watched a 3 minute music video editing tutorial on Youtube.
Kate: When there’s already a sale going at Great Clips but you hit ‘em with an additional coupon.
2.
Kenjac: I’m really hoping Donnie can shed some light on this. That said, I imagine that this cauldron of sewer cocks is what basically every on-line woman’s DMs look like.
KB: When Jeffrey Dahmer tells you not to bring any food to his 4th of July cookout because he has “plenty.”
Kate: If the cream in this soup is too salty I think you’re supposed to add pineapple juice?
3.
Kenjac: Someone replied to this saying she looks like Kate Mara’s tethered a la ‘Us’ and that’s all I can think of now.
KB: I love the “someone else said..” loophole that Kenjac used to make fun of this young woman’s appearance. I’m gonna keep it in my back pocket.
Kate: Is that GoT’s Bran in the background? Imagine he’s not seeing much of a future here.
4.
Kenjac: Apple should just rip this and use it in their next commercial
KB: I’ve officially unlocked the “Empathy For A Roach” achievement from the darkest chambers of my heart.
Kate: Some nice roach clips’ll keep those right on.
5.
Kenjac: I want you to look this CPR dummy right in the eyes.
You know he sleeps better with a belly full of [REDACTED]
KB: Imagine leaving the Red Cross warehouse and being told that “people are going to be putting their mouths on you, but it’s honestly not that bad,” and then this guy takes you home and starts fucking your mouth hole with his chode.
Kate: I’ve never wanted to rescue an inanimate object before, but here we are.
6.
Kenjac: I don’t think LilNasX authorized this remix
KB: Looks like a group of meth heads spray painted graffiti all over the decaying foam insulation in an abandoned building.
Kate: I don’t have a penis, but somehow I still felt one shrivel up & recoil as I watched this.
7.
Kenjac: Posting content from the abandoned grain silo you’re living in is the new Coachella shitpost
KB: Ariel Castro directing a homemade horror flick.
Kate: I like that they’re still able to goof around even though the only thing keeping them from weather is that plastic roof from the twister of ’85.
8.
Kenjac: This should be its own separate chapter in American Horror Story
KB: Come the fuck on.
Kate: Strong week of selections by Kenjac. This is the 2nd inanimate object I’ve wanted to rescue in this blog.
9.
Kenjac: I think I found Donnie’s next food challenge.
KB: I like how the caption says “people always call me crazy for this.” Not a joke. I’m just glad she’s not surrounding herself with peers who also behave like that.
Kate: Me, eating old, white dog shit straight off the ground for TikTok: Hey what is you guys doing? Any1 else ever find themselves in the same boat? hah hah This is normal rite, fam?
10.
Kenjac: Not to be graphic, but someone, somewhere definitely pounded off to this video
KB: Rex Ryan scrambling to acquire enough bitcoin to buy the full version of this video from the dark web.
Kate: Wow she’s really flexible (about where she’s willing to get ringworm).
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