I Appreciate The Fuck Out Of This Masshole Who Announced The Patriots Last Pick Tonight

I don’t like to throw the word “icon” around loosely, but this dude was a goddamn icon from the moment he hit the stage in that blazer with his hat pulled down over his eyes. Textbook Masshole through and through. Only person the entire night to not look up, got louder with every single syllable he uttered, joined Jim Brown as the only people to completely forget what year we’re living in, and ended his time on stage with “Go Pats!” Just perfect from start to finish. Wouldn’t want it absolutely any other way. I think the upset of the night is that he crushed the pronunciation of Yodny Cajuste? I know the guys on NFL Network said it exactly the same as my man did so I’m giving him the victory on that one. Way to do us all proud.