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Question of The Day - Is This Mugshot From Ohio Or Florida?

WGN - MONTGOMERY COUNTY, Ohio — A woman with a memorable tattoo on her face has been arrested for the third time in six months. Alyssa Zebrasky, 27, of Canfield, was booked into the Montgomery County Jail on a charge out of Mahoning County on Tuesday. Zebrasky was arrested in December on charges of theft and drug abuse. Prior to that, she was arrested for obstructing official business following a police chase in Austintown in November 2018.

A lot of people picked Florida so don’t feel bad if you got it wrong. To me the dead give away is the cheek acne that can only come from a steady diet of lunch meat and low grade dairy indigenous to rural Ohio.

Screen Shot 2019-04-26 at 9.29.04 AMYou don’t get that kind of flake-age in Florida’s humidity which brings me to my next point.

You’re at a Halloween party. You’re hammered. Alyssa Zebrasky, 27, of Canfield, Ohio is there. She didn’t do meth but she’s had a couple Truly’s and now she’s making eye contact with you from across the room. It’s dark. Her costume looks really authentic. You’re pathetic but not desperate. She wants to leave the party for some cheese fries and weird Halloween sex. Would you?

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I’m a coin flip just because I know I’m an animal but interested to hear your thoughts. Not everyone ends up in the mugshot Hall of Fame.