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The Royals Announcers Who Were Furious With Tim Anderson's Bat Flip Are Talking About Kissing Their Hot Sisters... Wait What??

Okay I get there’s the age old “tying is like kissing your sister” analogy when teams tie.  I don’t give a shit about that.  But these guys took it one step farther and were talking about how their sisters are good looking?  Wait what?  I don’t even know what they’re talking about here because a brief glance at the Royals schedule show they just won for the first time in 6 games, so this doesn’t even make sense.  Pretty lousy joke when it’s abundantly clear that these two are against any and all fun in baseball

Ya know how I know they are against fun?  Because these are the two idiots whom said TA7’s bat flip was “flagrant” and said TA7 “can’t show an opponent up without repercussions” (don’t totally disagree with that part) and said that TA7 “should have been ejected” from last week’s game, though I paraphrased that last part.  More or less, they basically said Anderson and others aren’t allowed to have any fun playing the game of baseball.   They’re trying to be the fun police.

Full video below comparing the White Sox and Royals broadcasts of last week:

and guess what?  Not on my watch!  I got you, you sneaky little buttholes.

If the players can’t have fun on the field, you can’t talk about how you want to make out with your hot sister in a joking manner in the booth.  That’s only fair