Forget Hoodie Melo, Beanie Melo Is Here And Ready To Ruin Your Favorite Team
Oh hell yes. It feels a little early to start getting empty gym Melo workout videos but I certainly won’t complain. I mean nothing was used to spinzone yourself into believing Melo may actually be able to help your favorite team like those Hoodie Melo workout videos, you remember those?
They had Thunder and Rockets fans looking up obscure stats left and right in an attempt to convince themselves that Melo wasn’t washed, all he needed was a new situation. You’ll remember Melo has been out of the league since early November when the Rockets realized he was doing more harm than good after immediately changing his mind about coming off the bench, and let’s be honest the production just wasn’t there. Here’s the thing though, that was with the Hoogie Melo workout. Now? Hoodie Melo is fucking out and Beanie Melo is fucking in. What a genius move to try and swindle another NBA opportunity. The league is filled with desperate GMs who may be looking to make a splash, you don’t think someone in Melo’s camp is going to show them this video? Beanies don’t fuck around, just look at how huge the Call Her Daddy girls have gotten and they rock em on the regular.
Call me crazy, but this just seems like the perfect strategy to convince someone like Rob Pelinka who doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing that Melo is that missing piece for the Lakers. It’s not like things could get much worse, they just interviewed Jason Kidd for their head coaching position for crying out loud.
This just continues to show Melo is out here playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers. He fooled everyone once with the Hoodie Melo approach, now that we know it didn’t do shit he switched it up and went beanie. You can’t say with 100% certainty that Beanie Melo isn’t the real deal and can’t make a difference on a roster. If I know the NBA like I think I do Melo is going to be on someone’s (Lakers) roster before you know it and we’ll hear the same old spin about how he shot 44% from the left corner three when playing every other Wednesday after he eats pancakes for breakfast. Book it.