How Bad Did This Guy Want To Get His Hand Ripped Off?

Goddamn folks we were in the on deck circle to watch this dude receive the Jaime Lannister treatment. Not only was the main customer thinking about helping out the costume department of a live-action Captain Hook sequel by taking off those pesky fingers, at any second I was waiting for another Gator to come up from underneath the boat and pull this dude in. With all of that splashing and flailing its not exactly far fetched!

One thing I know for sure is that people just LOVE messing with gators.

Crocs too!

There is just something in our human nature that tells us to go next to dangerous shit and try to see how close we can get without getting eaten. I think it might be because humans are so unthreatened in day to day life now that we have somehow evolved past the normal constrictions of the food chain? Who knows. On paper, it doesn’t make any sense, but I can tell you that the attraction is so real!