After Hearing Mark Jackson Say 'He Played At Kentucky, That's The Advantage' I Wonder If You Can Have Sex With A Quote

I don’t want to sound rude here, but I do wonder if you can have sex with a quote. Because hearing this and then seeing it tweeted out made me remove my pants. Twice. I mean that’s just free recruiting and when you already have a coach that’s excellent at coaching and recruiting it just feels like cheating. But, then again, the NCAA has already tried to bring down Kentucky and Calipari and realized there’s nothing there.

This quote was in reference to the Shai Gilgeous-Alexander game on Sunday where he dropped 25 against the Warriors. But, that’s somewhat irrelevant here. It’s about how Kentucky is the pinnacle of college hoops. Always has been, always will be. I mean every road game is a sell out. You have fans just dying to see their team beat you, just once. Everywhere you go you’re the show in town. And it paid off for SGA. He went from a guy who was nowhere near a mock draft to a lottery pick because of Cal and Kentucky.

So now I’m just wondering if one can actually have sex with a quote. Because I want to make sweet, sweet love to these words.