Someone Needs To Explain To Me How Katy Perry Got a Completely New Face

I mean what’s going on here? Listen, I’m a 25 year old blogger with zero sense of style or understanding of how life really works. All I care about is baseball really, but what I do know is that people don’t just magically get new faces. It’s like in Semi Pro when Father Pat calls a foul on the first alley oop ever. Just like people can’t be flying around dunking basketballs, people can’t be walking around with other people’s faces. We live in a society for crying out loud.

This is actually Katy Perry according to every entertainment website and her celeb friends’ instagram comments on the post.

I want to believe that is someone else, but it just isn’t. Now I understand some lots of girls put on a ton of makeup and it can really change their appearance, but this isn’t a makeup thing. Katy Perry just has someone else’s face now. It’s basically the Travolta/Nic Cage movie Face/Off. Shout out Caster Troy.

This is the Katy Perry we know. I don’t care much for her.

But assuming this isn’t some elaborate hoax, I think I’m in love with Katy Perry now. She’s absolutely stunning now.