There's a Wild Love Triangle Going On Between Olivia Culpo, Danny Amendola, And (You Guessed It) Zedd the DJ
They have been in an on-again, off-again relationship since 2016, but she was seen canoodling with Zedd last weekend at Coachelle. And Danny Amendola didn’t take kindly to the rumors that Olivia Culpo may have been flirting with the 29-year-old Russian DJ. The 33-year-old professional football player took to Instagram on Thursday to share what looked to be a message directed at the Stay creator.
In the since deleted post, Danny laid shirtless on his bed showing off his abs, with his laptop open. On the screen, the Detroit Lions wide receiver played Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction. He played the infamous scene where Bruce Willis leaves town with his lady, and she asks, ‘Whose chopper is this? And Willis responds, ‘Zed’s.’ And she replies, ‘Who’s Zed?’ To which he replies,’Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.’
Over the weekend in Coachella, Olivia was spotted cuddling up with Zedd in the artist area as they watched Ariana Grande’s set on Sunday night. In a video shared by TMZ, the pair were see dancing, while witnesses told the site that Zedd’s arms were around Olivia.
So apparently there’s a wild love triangle between Danny Amendola, Olivia Culpo, and, yup you guessed it, Zedd the DJ. That’s exactly who we expected to get in the middle of one of the best looking wide receivers in the NFL and his on/off super model girlfriend: a 5’9″ 150 pound DJ. Unreal. Those are my exact measurements, so in reality Zedd and I are basically the same person, except he makes really cool music and I write shitty blogs for a living and live tweet Yankees games like every moment could be our last. Same life.
Over the weekend Zedd and Culpo were seen being very touchy feely at Coachella.
That prompted Amendola to do one of those weird things you do when you break up with your ex and see her having fun without you. You pull up a scene from Pulp Fiction when the girl asks Bruce Willis, “Whose chopper is this?” Willis responds, “Zed’s” and she replies, “Who’s Zed?” to which he replies, “Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.” Then you film yourself watching it shirtless with a black and white filter and post it on Instagram. We’ve all been there.
Okay maybe we haven’t done that because we don’t have washboard abs to brag about, but I think we’ve all had a breakup at some point and done something or texted someone in these spots and immediately regretted it.
Amendola then deleted it, but the internet is undefeated with this shit. Once it’s out there, it stays. He might as well have let it be.
Anyways, shout out to Zedd for landing Culpo. Fucking DJs man. You show up to a concert of no less than 100,000 people, press play on your set list, look really cool while doing it, and then fuck people like Olivia Culpo after. Playing 4D chess while we play shoots chutes and ladders.