This Easter Bunny Is On Its Way To Have Sexual Intercourse With Your Significant Other

That Easter Bunny right there is on his way to fuck your girlfriend. Nothing. You. Can. Do. About. It. Look at him cruising down the street getting ready to plow. That bunny has all the tell tale signs of a bunny that’ll fuck your girlfriend better than you ever could. Motorcycle? Check. Stunna shades? Check. Timbs? Check. Coolest goddamn bunny I’ve ever seen. Jesus only knows what kind of surprises he has in store in those Easter baskets. You just gotta hope your address wasn’t the one he typed into his Google maps.

PS- I totally forgot that Easter was this weekend and so did you probably. It’s such a nothing holiday when you get older. All of the other holidays at least have cool things involved with them despite your age. Christmas has presents and great music, Thanksgiving has food and football, 4th of July has fireworks and summer and what does Easter have? Not a thing.