A SECURITY GUARD JUST SLIDE TACKLED TIGER WOODS AT THE MASTERS

TIGER LOOK OUT!

What an insane moment just now. Tiger is buzzing along and moving up the leaderboard and BOOM all of a sudden a security guard tries to slide tackle him outta nowhere. First we had the Zach Johnson thing earlier and now we have people trying to injure Tiger. Weird day. Me and all the other Tiger fan boys would’ve legit rioted if Eldrick had tweaked his back or knee there. I would burned New York City to the ground.

That security guard has already been disappeared by the way. The Green Jacket Brigade grabbed him up and took him god knows where. You just can’t have random dudes almost taking out a 4-time winner. In the next week or so his family will receive a large amount of hush money and no one will speak his name ever again.

Still made birdie.

Who paid him the security guard? I’ll stop at nothing to find out.