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Rate This Game Of Thrones Hype Video For The Three Baddest Bitches In Westeros

A Stoolie named Chris sent me this video he made that I’d been meaning to check out, but hadn’t gotten a chance to look at it with all the other Thrones stuff I’ve been doing. But man am I glad I did. Chris could have stopped after the Arya section of the video and it would have been great. All the cuts to Arya reciting her list while slowly crossing names off of it was as incredible as were the music choices. But on top of that, we got a couple of highlights of Khaleesi ruling the fuck out of her people with brains as well as dragon brawn while Cersei putting on a display as a Westerosi’s cerebral assassin that is second to none. Three girls that absolutely dominate the show in three different ways. In fact, I may show this video to my 4-year-old daughter just so she knows that girls can be badass rulers and warriors. Child Protective Services may take her away from my wife and I if they find out I was showing her Thrones hype videos. But she will have learned a very important lesson before starting her new life with her new family.

Addendum: That was actually a hype video for the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th baddest bitches in Westeros because we all know who truly wears that crown.

*I don’t know if addendum was the right word to use but it’s 5 pm on Friday and it felt right. Have a great weekend everybody and get those watches/rewatches wrapped up before 9 pm Sunday night. Lets fucking roll!