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Former Pope Benedict XVI Responds To The Sexual Abuse Scandals By Nearly Quoting Creed Bratton

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You gotta think the big Catholic church wishes the former Pope would have kept that one to himself. You cant have the Pope sounding like Creed Bratton unless he’s talking about the medicinal benefits of mung beans which, lest we forget,are alternatively known as the green gram, maash, or moong Sanskrit ?????. It is a plant species in the legume family. The mung bean is mainly cultivated in East Asia, Southeast Asia and Indian subcontinent.

Mung bean soup is commonly consumed on hot summer days.

That’s because mung beans are believed to have anti-inflammatory properties that help protect against heat stroke, high body temperatures, thirst and more. Incredible.

So maybe the former Pope should listen to Creed on nutritional matters and not so much when it involves mud and the 60s.

PS. Not being able to get clips of the Office on Youtube is such fucking bullshit.