Pamela Anderson Is FURIOUS That Julian Assange Got Arrested In London Because Apparently They Might Be Fucking?
Page Six- Pamela Anderson lashed out against President Trump, Britain and “Equador” on Thursday following the arrest of her close pal Julian Assange. The “Baywatch” star said she was “in shock” after watching video of the WikiLeaks founder being dragged out of the Ecuadorian embassy in London. “He looks very bad. How could you Equador ? (Because he exposed you),” Anderson tweeted. “How could you UK. ? Of course – you are America’s bitch and you need a diversion from your idiotic Brexit bulls–t.”
The 51-year-old blond bombshell has long defended Assange and frequently visited him during his seven-year stint at the embassy — sparking rumors that they’re romantically involved.
Whoa whoa whoa hold the goddamn phone! We’ve been burying the lede for far too long on the whole Julian Assange story it appears. To be honest I don’t know much about the Assange story because it’s all wayyyyyyyyyy above my pay grade to the point where I get him and Edward Snowden confused all the time because I’m an idiot. But the real story with Julian Assange isn’t that he leaked documents or hacked or whatever, it’s that he’s apparently/allegedly smashing Pam Anderson through it all. That’s crazy! Good for him man. That’s really dope. He may be a bad guy (or a good guy, again, I have no clue) but if you’re smashing CJ Parker while numerous governments want you dead or in jail, you get my respect. You earned it.
Am I the last person in the world to know about this? Because the article says she frequently visits him at the embassy and fucks his brains out (allegedly) which is something everyone should know about. So you’re telling me Pam Anderson’s list of boyfriends includes pro surfer Kelly Slater, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and infamous hacker guy JULIAN ASSANGE??????? That’s incredible. What a list. What a story. If you, like me, didn’t know that this was a thing you now have something to add to any Julian Assange conversation. Just say, “Oh did you know he’s fucking Pam Anderson?” and watch the room light up.