Keith Hernandez AKA The Horniest Man On Twitter Doesn't Believe In DMs, Spits Game To A Married Yoga Instructor Right Out In The Open

QUEENS EAGLE - Eleven-time Gold Glove Award winner Keith Hernandez committed a costly error while playing the field Friday night, and now a Florida man may have to change his phone number.

Hernandez, a Mets announcer and Twitter darling, was using his preferred social medium to organize a meet-up with a Mets fan/yoga instructor from Long Island on the Mets off-day. After a bit of back-and-forth with the woman (visible to all 91,785 of his Twitter followers and anyone else with WiFi) Keith decided to switch from public tweets to private texts.

But the former All Star first baseman dropped the ball when he tweeted a cell phone number that isn’t actually his. The number belongs to man in Florida named Michael W.

Keith Hernandez is just so incredibly horny on the timeline and I love it.  I don’t know if he doesn’t know what DMs are or if he just flat out has no interest in using them, but just spitting your game all out in the public Twittersphere to a married yoga instructor is why “he’s….Keith Hernandez.”

Funniest part is he got his number wrong and ruined some poor dude in Florida’s cell phone.

The next morning, Michael W. woke up to more than 1,200 calls and texts from fans and gawkers hoping to connect with the 1979 National League MVP and one-time “Seinfeld” star.

 “I’ve been absolutely inundated by e-messages and phone calls,” he told the Eagle at about 1 p.m. Sunday.

But before you feel too bad for Mike….

He was still confused about how so many people got his number and about who Keith Hernandez was.

“I don’t even know who he is,” Michael said about Keith. “I’ve never even heard of him.”

Buddy, put some respect on Keith’s name.

All in all just a fucking hilarious string of events here.

“Is there anything you can do to get a Twitter deleted?” he asked. “Can you contact Keith Hernandez?”

(via Queens Eagle, @GarbageYuppie)