Is Elias Pettersson Even Remotely Serious With This Shit?

Listen here, if you ever find yourself in open ice with #40 from Vancouver and you think you got him cornered… think again. My man just went multi-dimensional on the rest of us idiots and I will tell you right now that this may be the move that causes the first 300 point scorer in league history. Thank god the Canucks are already eliminated from the playoffs so we can have one more year of parity before they win 10 straight using a solely aerial attack.

Look at Thatcher Demko with this basic bitch attempt

Very cute man but if your stick doesn’t cause at least a 15 mph wind in the press box you might as well go hit the trainer’s table.

I really shouldn’t get carried away just yet, we’ll see how many times he does it this afternoon vs the Big Rig Pat Maroon and the Blues today. A Blues win and Predators/Jets losses would mean a Central Division win for a team that was last place in the league in early January.

P.S. Does it count as a high stick if your blade touches the puck above your shoulders while its not in your hands and then you catch it again below your shoulders?