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Holly Sonders AKA Kliff Kingsbury's New Girlfriend Shows Off Her Creepiest DMs Like The Guy Who Keeps Asking To Be In A "Holly and Kliff Sandwich"

Holly Sonders breaking some news that there are, in fact, SUPER horny dudes on the internet.

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I’ll be perfectly honest the Holly and Kliff sandwich doesn’t sound so bad.

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I mean I get it, Holly Sonders is very attractive. I’ve been known to check out her Instagram from time to time, not daily or anything, not even weekly, but just time to time.

I do however draw the line at directly messaging her inviting her to come over to my unfurnished apartment where the only seating is, in fact, my face.  That’s not so much a “shooter’s shoot” situation as it is a “whoa dude you are insanely creepy” situation.

Life is much more comfortable as an average looking male blogger where the only DMs I get are for an Old Fashioned recipe or a resume asking for a job covering Pittsburgh minor league sports or something.


(h/t TPS, SportsGossip)