Someone Needs To Take This Bird's Wings And Give Them To Someone Else

Guess what brother? You got wings for a reason and if you aren’t gonna use em, someone else will. You know how many rats would KILL to be able to fly around? Down there scurrying around every day just trying to survive without getting hit by a subway car or eaten by a homeless dude. How many ants are sitting there crawling their whole goddamn life just to get down to the next block? Time to shit or get off the pot.

I’m starting to miss the days where “bird brain” was an accurate insult. They might be getting too smart for their own good and the only way to check them is snatch somebody’s wings up and get them to act right. You don’t see videos of dolphins riding on catamarans do you? No, because they were blessed with a powerful tail and realize that Mother Nature gave it to them to use! I have a feeling this dude’s stay will be over once he starts shitting on the hood and the driver hits the breaks hard enough to make him fly off the front immediately.