New Data Shows That A Large Portion Of Barstool Sports Readers Arent Having Sex: LOL Owned

The share of U.S. adults reporting no sex in the past year reached an all-time high in 2018, underscoring a three-decade trend line marked by an aging population and higher numbers of unattached people.

But among the 23 percent of adults — or nearly 1 in 4 — who spent the year in a celibate state, a much larger than expected number of them were 20-something men, according to the latest data from the General Social Survey.

Experts who study Americans’ bedroom habits say there are a number of factors driving the Great American Sex Drought. Age is one of them: The 60-and-older demographic climbed from 18 percent of the population in 1996 to 26 percent in 2018, according to the survey. The share reporting no sex has consistently hovered around 50 percent, and because that age group is growing relative to everyone else, it has the net effect of reducing the overall population’s likelihood of having sex.

To all you young whippersnappers out there: sucks to your assmar. You’re on your own, piggies. Imagine being a young dude with boners all over the joint and you cant get a lady to have sex with you because your dating app profile stinks.

“Im not superstitious but I am a little stitious.” Grow up, pussy. No one likes that. It’s been done over and over again. Kinda like your mom.

In all seriousness though. Young people don’t like having sex? I thought Feits was always joking when he says that he’s out on sex. Next thing I know, people under 30 are passing on sex left and right. Just let this be a lesson to our advertisers. If we can influence young men to stop having sex, we can sell whatever hair loss product you got. FACTS.