Jussie Smolllett's Attorney Says That The Nigerian Brothers Were Wearing White Face

So, officially, on the record Jussie Smollett thought that his attackers were white. He thought these Nigerian brothers, we’re just a couple of MAGA racist KKK members…these guys

You know…maybe they were wearing white face. Who knows? They were in ski masks and lost their accents so they could perform a hate crime. Sure, it’s plausible I guess. Until you remember….HE HIRED THEM TO FAKE THE ATTACKING!!! It’s bizzaro world. This lawyer just going on national TV perpetuating his lie as if the police, the mayor, the FBI, the President of the United States, and EVERYONE on Earth isn’t aware of the fact that he faked the entire thing. I know this is a very serious situation, but this was the first time I laughed about it. It’s an objectively funny headline and manuver by the lawyer and Smollett. The old Costanza…it’s not a lie if you believe it.

Mostly, I just wanted to post the clip from the Always Sunny episode where they file the fake report of an assault rape shush