Sometimes You Gotta Embezzle $100,000 To Pay For A Wedding And A Butt Lift

FOX 5 - Authorities in Stafford County have arrested a woman they say embezzled nearly $100,000 while working as a bookkeeper and used the money to pay for personal purchases like furniture, a wedding dress and even a butt lift.

Deputies arrested 32-year-old Vanessa Cline on Wednesday charging her with five counts each of embezzlement, forgery and uttering.

Among the unauthorized purchases Cline allegedly made were $2000 for a wedding dress, $25,000 for a wedding planner and over $7000 to a cosmetic surgeon in Florida for a butt lift procedure.

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I stand with Vanessa Cline one billion percent. No. One trillion percent. Every young girl wants a dream wedding. They plan it out in their heads from the time they are 5 years old. The flowers, the dress, the everything. And what is the cherry on top of the dream wedding? The creme de la creme? A butt lift. Imagine going to your wedding without getting them cheeks high and tight? Couldn’t be my bride.

So when you have the chance to embezzle $100,000 from your employer to pay for it all, you gotta do it. Sure she spent some money on furniture and a few other things, an easy breezy $25k for a wedding planner, but the fact of the matter is it was all leading up to the butt lift. She was without a doubt stunting down that aisle feeling sassy as fuck with her new ass. And if it costs her a few years in jail as a result, so be it. You only get 1, maybe 2, possibly 3 weddings in your life, and she wanted to make the most of it. And I bet you she’d do it again.