This Is How You Get Bit By A Gator

Some things are so cool that you have to try and interact with them some even closer. Have you ever been to an MLB game? The sights and sounds are so attractive. The blue of the sky, the bright colors of the stadium, and the crack of the bat can be some of the most enjoyable things to possibly experience on a beautiful summer day. So you want to see if the experience can get even better, right? You get closer and closer until you’re sitting in the first row, and wow its even more beautiful than before. You can hear the players talking, the seeds they spit tumble onto the ground, its all so REAL! And then the pitcher throws GAS on a 2-2 count and the ball get fouled off 106 MPH straight into your orbital bone.

Maybe things were just fine in the upper deck.

I think that might be what we’re looking at here. The look of that dude when he realizes he’s waist deep in the muck with no gator in hand is one of a guy who is probably not going to be attempting any Steve Irwin reenactments in the near future. I actually see what he was going for here and if he could have gotten a clean clampdown on its mouth we could have been looking at a legend on campus. Unfortunately this isn’t horseshoes and close doesn’t count for jack shit!

Luckily the gator just wanted to get the hell out of there and skirted off without turning around and grabbing a hand or leg. At the end of the day he’s not on this compilation and in March all you have to do is survive and advance.