How Are There Not More Devastating Wedgies In Sumo Wrestling?
I’ve watched this video a few times through and I still just don’t understand how this is possible. These dudes are pretty much just wearing thongs and their main move is to pull on their opponent’s thong. Yet somehow the strap never really gets submerged between the butt cheeks. Look at this shit.
Those straps should be so far up their asses that they can taste them. Those are the type of atomic wedgies right there that tear your ass straight in half. Yet somehow, those straps hold on for dear life. I get that they’re thicker and everything like that. They look like some thick backpack straps as opposed to your standard thong. But still. With that strength and leverage combined with the fact that these dudes are absolute units, a backpack strap essentially becomes a g-string.
That’s how you know the Japanese are just way more advanced than everyone else. They’ve managed to find a cure to the atomic wedgie epidemic that has been destroying this planet for centuries. Innovative bastards.
P.S. – I would never go to a sumo wrestling tournament unless I was sitting front row.
Such a graceful landing.
P.P.S. – Underrated throwback here.