Lonzo Ball's Manager Throwing A Pair Of BBB Shoes In The Garbage Is Such A Big Baller Move (And Definitely Not A Sign That The Company Is #Done)

BIG BALLERS STAND UP!!! I know that donating your shoes to the needy is a stand up thing to do. But that is something a small or medium baller does. Big Ballers throw their old shoes in the trash like its a used condom and get a new pair. You know how some rich people will only use a pair of socks once before throwing them out? I wouldn’t be surprised if Lonzo had a fresh pair of kicks for every game or every quarter back when he actually played basketball. You know why? Because he’s a Big fucking Baller.

And yes, I realize this all probably happening because of the story Coley blogged about Lonzo getting bamboozled out of $1.5 million by BBB’s cofounder as well as this upcoming story from ESPN.

But as someone that has been ride or die for the Big Baller Brand since Day 1, I will sink with the BBBtanic instead of abandoning it like a rat. To all my fellow BBB stans, it has been a privilege blogging for you.