I Will Not Be Going To Vegas Because UCF Ripped My Guts Out

Live Reaction Of A Man Dying (Or Being Sentenced To A Weekend With The Kids):

How did they miss that? How Did They Miss That? HOW DID THEY MISS THAT?!?!

Some people would say that I am the real winner for having such a sweet daughter that said she was sowwy her dad just lost a free trip to Vegas. But unless that quote lands me a roundtrip ticket to Sin City along with hotel accommodations and access to Big Dick Chernin’s corporate card, it’s hard to feel like the dictionary definition of a winner right now. Shout out to Tacko, the Dawkins family, everybody at UCF (2017 College Football National Champions), the @UCFStool account, and the Stoolies rooting for me to go to Vegas. Also shout out to me for trying to snake it til I made it to Vegas.

If that lob is converted, I am probably packing my suitcase with shorts and basketball jerseys to hide as much of my body as possible at Saturday’s pool party. Instead I will be in cold ass Winterfell for yet another weekend of fatherhood that blends in with all the rest.

It’s also crazy to think how much the lives of 3 professional idiots would have changed if Aubrey Dawkins hit that ball an inch to the right.