Great News: Migos Is Launching A Motorcycle Line

Source - Migos know the best things come in threes. Quavo, Offset and Takeoff have teamed up with Can-Am to launch the Canadian company’s three-wheel motorcycle, the 2019 Ryker.

“The Ryker is hard, that’s why we’re excited to team up with them,” Quavo said in a press release. “Can’t wait to get one of my own. Skrrt Skrrt!”

The “Motorsport” rappers also posted about the trikes on their Instagram, writing, “W E R E A D Y T O R I D E.” Prices for the Ryker start at a surprisingly budget-conscious $8,499, according to the brand’s website

I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I know how to invest. Believe it or not, my campus edge checking account doesn’t contain that kind of dough. I’m just a down to earth, working-class hundredaire from modest beginnings who’s worked his way to the position he’s in now. Having said that, I like to think that when I eventually do have the means to start investing, I’ll be able to tell the difference between a shitty deal and a good one. The same holds true for when a company comes to me and asks me to be the face of their brand. I wouldn’t represent a husky jeans company because it wouldn’t make sense for either of us. It’s off-brand. Which brings me to my point, even though Migos representing Can-Am makes no sense whatsoever, it makes perfect sense. Everything from the caption…

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to the press release…

“The Ryker is hard, that’s why we’re excited to team up with them,” Quavo said in a press release. “Can’t wait to get one of my own. Skrrt Skrrt!”

is so on brand it hurts. The two are synced up. Obviously, no one who buys a Can-Am is a fan of Migos, they’re all grossly overweight Floridians who don’t have the physical ability to balance a motorcycle, but it’s a great partnership nonetheless. The only other musical artist I think would be a better match would be E40 and Too $hort, but that’s only because of  “Tell Me When To Go.” Other than that Can-Am hit the nail on the head with Migos. It’ll be interesting to see how long it takes for them to realize it was a massive waste of money. Oh well. By that time Migos’ check will have cleared Skrrt!!!!!!!Skrrt!!!!!!!

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PS: We need one of these for rappers.