You Miiiiiight Wanna Get That Eye Checked Out

“Meatball” Molly McCann just put on the performance of her lifetime at UFC London, dominating her opponent Priscila Cachoeira for the first two rounds of their fight, likely breaking her orbital bone in the third, and powering through to become the first English woman to ever secure a victory in the octagon.

Molly’s whole spirit, aura, and refusal to give up in the third…

…pretty much just won over the hearts and minds of MMA fans everywhere, myself included, as well as former UFC Middleweight Champion Michael Bisping, who has a new favorite fighter!

Oh, and obviously, the “Meatball” nickname doesn’t hurt. What a hilarious nickname.

Meatball Molly is on her way to the hospital now to get that disgusting ass eye checked out, but she’s still fired up about getting that fookin win and spewin’ positivity and words of inspiration to anybody who’s ever struggled in life from the back of an ambulance…

Amazing. We’re all in on the Meatball, folks. Make sure ya jot that down. Don’t forget it.