Egg Boy Speaks After Getting Released

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I mean what did the kid think was gonna happen after he smashed an egg on the back of a politician’s head? Did he think everybody in the room was going to stand up and applaud him? Very unlikely despite the pliticain apparently being very very unliked by a lot of people. We could’ve told the kid that he was going to get punched in the face then immediately tackled by 30 body guards. That’s what happens when you egg someone at point-blank range. Oh well. Sometimes you gotta learn the hard way. #eggboy is still the #1 trend on Twitter.