LOL Katy Perry Is So Delusional It Almost Makes Me Respect Her

Oh my god what a ridiculous quote from Katy Perry. She’s open to collaborating with Taylor Swift? Are ya, Katy? Are ya really? You don’t say. How bold. How brave. I’d like to say I’m also open to collaborating with the best in the world. Someone let Larry David know I’m open to collaborating with him. Let Chris Rock know I’ll write his next stand up special with him, thanks. Is that how it works? No-talents like me and Katy just get to announce that we are open to working with whoever we want?

Her interview was fucking weird too, as she pretended to be a robot the entire time.

NYP - During an interview with Entertainment Tonight at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, Perry said she would be open to collaborating with the singer. “I’m open! Open, open, open!” she said, imitating an artificial intelligence robot, a bit she was doing for the interview. “I’m a loveable A.I.!”

Honestly, it wouldn’t shock me if Taylor gave charity to Katy. Taylor is going through a time where she’s trying to be more positive and more uplifting. She definitely makes fun of Katy and all of that, but I could see Taylor being like “fine, whatever, let’s make a song and just get it over with”. Girl power and what have you. I hope not though. I love seeing Katy desperate to get some of that Taylor Swift clout. So thirsty for that Taylor Swift rub.

Meanwhile you know how much Taylor mentions Katy?