Tom Brady Welcoming Brandon Bolden Back with a 'Fuck Yeah' is Whiskey for My Soul

The Boston airwaves have been unlistenably miserable since free agency began. Every know-it-all on radio and TV who’s been wrong about everything for the past 20 years is claiming once again the Patriots don’t know what they’re doing because they’ve lost two starters we all knew they were going to lose and haven’t made any splashy moves as of March 15th. And they’re especially flicking boogers at Belichick and Nick Caserio for signing “punt coverage guys” like Brandon Bolden. Like somehow that’s a bad thing. That because they brought back a highly respected Core-4 Special Teamer like Bolden, they missed out on Golden Tate or whatever.

Well the way I look at it, if Bolden is worthy of a “Fuck yeah!!!!!!!” from Brady, he’s worthy of a “Fuck yeah!!!!!!!” from all of us. Brady is a not a man to toss “Fucks” around on social media lightly. Nor has a guy who’s seen all he has prone to overusing exclamation points. If the best ever to strap on a helmet is excited enough about a guy’s return that he’ll drop an F-bomb and keep his finger down on the “!” key like a high school girl, I think we should all recognize that Brandon Bolden is not your garden variety punt coverage guy.

So show some respect. Until you’ve been deemed “Fuck yeah!!!!!!!” worthy by Tom Brady, you’re opinion doesn’t mean shit.