This Goat Is Thicker Than A Jar Of Cold Peanut Butter

Sweet lord have mercy on my soul. We all know Instagram has changed the booty game and its starting to transfer over to the Animal Kingdom with a VENGEANCE. This thing has done no less than 10,000 squats since Sunday. Just an absolute cement dump truck. Pray for all the lonely livestock herders who have to come across this thing on a cold night in the bush and make a very serious decision.

Now that the Kardashians have some roster turnover coming after the recent drama unfolded with Tristan Thompson, I could see this thing getting a first class flight to LAX booked by the time the NBA games tip off tonight.