All Credit To The Hilarious Caitie Delaney For These Very Funny, Very Original Rap Parodies

Great! Very funny. I liked these videos very much. So much, in fact, that I decided to post them in their original format—as tweets, copied and pasted from the account of the person who made the videos. Caitie Delaney, I salute you. Thank you for sharing your gift with the world. Should you decide to make more videos like these, I may post them again!

Now, should Caitie Delaney decide that she does not want her work posted on our website, I will refer the problem to our in-house counsel. Like Charlie Kelly, he is an expert in bird law and understands the knockout power of a well-timed gift card. And if I can’t get in touch with him because he’s on another one of his spiritual retreats in South America, or because he’s scouring the beaches of West Palm with a metal detector, or because he’s drifting Hondas through the streets of Tokyo, I’ll sick our social media team on her. This crack squad will black out the sun with a torrent of DMs. Like Spirit Airlines offering incentives on an overbooked flight, they will start with small offers that will marginally increase until Caitie Delaney has NO CHOICE but to admit that she actually works for us and that everything she makes is ours from this day until the end of time. This, my friends, is the art of war.

But hopefully it doesn’t come to that! The eye-roll in the “turn my headphones up… a little louder” clip was my favorite.