I Dare Your Palms To Not Sweat Out The Everglades After Watching This Kid Dangle From 300ft With His Fingers

DM – This is the heart-stopping moment a daredevil YouTuber dangles from a 300ft skyscraper – hanging on by just one hand. Elvis Bogdanovs, 20, is risking his life in increasingly dangerous stunts in a bid to terrify his viewers. And his latest video shows him swaying in the breeze from a London tower block, with only his grasping fingertips preventing him from falling on to the Elephant and Castle street below. More stomach-churning footage shows the gymnast ‘walking the plank’ across thin metal beam in another attempt to give his fans ‘mini heart-attacks’. Elvis and his friend Matthew Adams, 26, climbed the 35-storey tower to watch the sunset and create a video he hoped would have the effect of a ‘horror movie’. The daredevil, from Peterhead, Aberdeenshire, said: ‘It’s a mental thing – it’s all about fear. I clearly lack that fear.

“I clearly lack that fear.” Um…no shit, ya cheeky bastard. I hate heights so much that I have a panic attack jumping off an average building in GTA. In the end, this is just another one of these certified crazies doing tricks off high places, and another certified NOPE. Not to mention I can’t fathom how these batshits can keep that good of a grip while doing this. Just watching this makes the hands more sweaty right than Patrick Ewing in the 4th quarter or current, sadly overweight me while finishing a meal. Also, why are we only seeing the successful clips? There HAS to be a video of similar batshit Russians getting all Stoli’d up then attempting to conquer a skyscraper while using their dicks as tails. If someone snipes them falling 20K feet that’s automatic Pulitzer Prize winning GoPro footage.

The biggest surprise here is this guy is getting away with this in a relatively civilized area like London. Usually we see this type of batshit behavior in Russia or South America, where the craziest thing about the videos are the maniacs actually trusting the foreign welding. You know there ain’t no OSHA over there checking up on things.