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Belichick Needs To Sign This Girl To The Punt Team Immediately

(Video courtesy of @vpercuoco)

YOU CAN’T TEACH CLUTCH!!!! Good god that was an incredible save. There are moments in every single day outdoors that can change a whole month of luck. This girl has the Patriots hat on and seems like a natural fit for the special teams excellence that Bill Belichick loves so much. Can you imagine those hands downing a punt inside the 1 on a December day in Foxborough? These are the type of fast-twitch hands that result in a fumble recovery with the game on the line.

That big ass Bass gets away and the entire day is “what could have been”. Its a story you have forever and a video you can show anybody in the bar for the next decade. When I caught my first Sandbar Shark in Cape May last year, the line popped as I was landing it right in the surf. I (STUPIDLY) reached down into the wash and grabbed where I thought its tail would be and was incredibly lucky that it was. Pulled him further onto the beach and got a picture with one of the most beautiful creatures I’d ever caught. Reaching into murky surf for something that has a hand removal apparatus attached to it is a TERRIBLE idea but when you’re in that split second where you are either going to get an unreal picture or be stuck hating yourself the rest of the year for being so close but SO far. There is nothing worse than having no record or picture or never being able to get a good look at a cool ass creature! It was definitely worth the risk when you look at this gorgeous ass thing.

As long as you don’t actually get bit, I’d always rather be on the side of going all out to make the play. The other side is not as bright, like this heartbreaking miss from a few weeks ago. This dude still hasn’t looked at a fishing rod since.