Justin Asked Me To Tell The Giants To Trade Landon Collins For Antonio Brown. So I Did

This afternoon, I received the above DM on Instagram. Most people would look at it, ignore it, and move on with their day. Not me. I aim to serve the people. Someone says jump, I say “How high?”

Justin wanted me to call the Giants, so I called the Giants. After waiting on hold for 10 minutes, I finally got in touch with their ticket office.

I like to think I was measured and respectful. I even left out the f-bomb Justin dropped because I thought it would be rude. Hopefully the worker can get the message into the right hands. It did sound like he was writing it down.

Just another day serving the people. Consider Justin another satisfied customer.

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