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Lady Speaks More Truth About The Weather Than Any Meteorologist Ever Has: "HELLO IT'S WINTA!"

GO OFF QUEEN!

Get that lady a job on the Weather Channel ASAP. That was the most entertaining weather report these eyes and ears have ever experienced. Meteorologists are sooooooo booooooooooring. All they do is tell you what’s gonna happen next. They never give context like Diane Joshua did. She was like, “Stop complaining. This is a heat wave compared to a couple weeks ago! How soon we forget!”

Diane is right ya know. People stay complaining about winter like it doesn’t happen every single year. Literally every single year right around this time it gets way colder outside and white flakes fall from the sky and pile up on the street. No one should be surprise by it anymore. We are a bunch of weird people for thinking so. People being like, “Can you believe this weather?” YES. Yes I can and you can too. Like Diane said, if it was summer and it started snowing, freak out all you want. Go nuts. Start riots in the streets if a blizzard rolls through in July. Snow in January/February/March? That’s pretty standard.

And sure, everybody knows it’s going to get cold but they still want to complain and I get that. I complain as much as everybody else when I’m freezing my dick off on my way to work. It’s human nature to throw a fit any time the weather doesn’t cooperate. Diane Joshua is simply offering a different way to view winter time. Winter is coming, we know it’s coming, we’ve gotten through it before, we’re gonna get through it again, it’s likely been worse in the past, everybody just relax. Let’s work with it.

HELOOOOOOOOOOO IT’S WINTA!