If You're Stuck On An Elevator With An Attractive Stranger, Are You Boning Them?
Every single morning, the elevator in my apartment building decides it wants to freak me the fuck out by making scary noises, shaking, and waiting to open the doors long enough that I and whomever I am with look at each other in panic before they finally open. Mostly it’s me, by myself, panicked that I’m going to die alone on an elevator, but this morning… this morning, it was me and a VERY handsome young man who apparently (???) lives on my floor.
Now, listen. Him and I getting on the elevator at the same time was already a moment for me, because I think elevators are super horny. Every time I get on an elevator with a dude I’m like omg… is this going to happen? And it never does, but I always think about it. The enclosed space, dim lighting, background music? Sexual. I even have a list of people I’d only hook up with IF I was stuck on an elevator with them, because whatever happens on an elevator should stay on an elevator. Cheating doesn’t count on an elevator. Ya heard it here first.
Anyways, this morning, the elevator did its usual thing except this time, the doors didn’t open in a timely manner. They stayed closed for a full 2 minutes. Me and this dude are looking at each other like please god, I need to go to work, the doors need to open, I can’t die here, not now. And in that ONE minute past the normal one minute, I thought to myself, am I going to bone this dude on the elevator right now? And then the doors opened.
My question is, am I the only person who thinks that way? Do other people get onto elevators and immediately feel like they need to take a cold shower? Do other people have “elevator people” who are off limits unless you were stuck on an elevator with them (e.g. married person, your friend’s ex, that one person you fucking hate but are undeniably attracted to, etc.)? Or is this a weird kink that I should keep to myself? I can’t believe I’m asking this, but..
