I Have No Idea Why Jake Arrieta Is In A Speedo Sweeping His Floors For Bryce Harper But I LOVE IT
GO JAKE GO! GO JAKE GO! SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP! RINGS RINGS RINGS!
Seriously have zero idea what’s going on here, but, fuck it. We’re gonna ride this high right up till Gabe benches Harper for a defensive sub while up 2 in the 7th and everyone burns CBP to the ground when they lose. RING THE DAMN BELL! TAKE IT HARRY!