Video: Woman Calls The Cops On A Dog For Humping Her Dog At The Dog Park

He hit her with the “Barbecue Becky”!!!

(This is BBQ Becky if you need a refresher):

If you’re triggered by dogs humping each other at the dog park you need to seriously reevaluate dog ownership.

Honestly the only redeeming part of the video?

The good boy pupper doggos just running around playing and living it up while their asshole owners are assholes to each other.

Think they give a fuck about dickhead humans being dicks to each other?  They just want to sniff some buttholes and maybe mount it for a few pumps.  They just want to play.  They’re dogs.  Somebody throw a fucking stick!

People are the worst.