Giant Inflatable Babies Fighting To The Death Is The Perfect Gender Reveal

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE. YOU. NOT. ENTERTAINED?!? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE? People love to complain about gender reveal videos and I understand why. But as long as there are Like buttons on social media that give parents-to-be that sweet feeling of internet validation before there lives unofficially end, there are going to be gender reveals. So why not have inflatable baby fight clubs to reveal if your bun in the oven has a dick or a vag? It’s different than the standard reveals and even though it is 2019, nobody is going to get offended about two people in inflatable suits going WWE on each other. Or at least nobody will be more offended than they already were that these parents are assuming their unborn child’s gender based on if something is poking out on an ultrasound. Having two people duke it out and potentially leading to a hilarious fuck up or person being chokeslammed through a flaming table in the name of a gender reveal is better than people opening a box of balloons or hitting a baseball that explodes with blue or pink powder. When it comes to gender reveals, I stand with Cersei and choose violence. It doesn’t matter if it’s giant babies battling to the death or fireworks being shot into the crowd and killing a family member while announcing the gender of an upcoming family member, ensuring that this birth transaction keeps the world’s population perfectly balanced, as all things should be.