Incredible Video Of A Dead Man Rising From A Coffin Proves That God Is Real

BBC- A group of funeral directors in South Africa say they will sue a self-styled prophet who claims to have resurrected a dead man.

The funeral companies say they were manipulated into being involved.

It is the latest high-profile row over religious leaders in the country who make extraordinary claims to their congregations.

Last year, a South African pastor was found guilty of assault for spraying his followers with a household insecticide which he falsely claimed could heal cancer and HIV.

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Come on. If that video doesn’t make you weep laughing, then watch these two:

Look at the dead guy eating. Look at that! That is DEDICATION to a role. Were he dead, Daniel Day-Lewis would be turning over in his grave to take notes from this guy. Tell you what: if I weren’t such a soulless, secular heathen, I’d be convinced. Look at how he’s holding that fork. You wanna tell me this guy wasn’t dead, and didn’t get resurrected, and doesn’t need to be re-trained on how to use utensils or chew food? Fuck off. That man is starting from scratch. He has no idea how to interact like a mortal, for his mind was wiped blank when he died. Of course!

Most people saw the humor:

Others saw it as a pastor using religion to maintain power over people; to dupe them with a party trick that plays on their ignorance. I don’t know. Probably. Obviously it’s not ideal that so many people actually thought this dude came back from the dead. But then again, it’s good to believe in something, right?

“Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.” – Marx

Might be the funniest picture I’ve seen in 2019. The one white guy who is mostly sure that what he saw was fake. But he’s not…

entirely…

certain…