Japan Just Landed A Spacecraft On A Motherfucking Asteroid And Fired A Motherfucking Bullet Right Into Its Face
Who’s laughing now?
Talk about an act of absolute space dominance. Might as well have fired a bullet into America’s face. Bunch of putzes down here sitting around with our puds in our hand while Japan is out there shooting asteroids in the fucking grill. I mean I’m not going to read the scientific analysis of this stuff and let’s be honest neither are you. I don’t care what Japan’s stated “research purposes” are with a “wink wink” so hard it temporarily blinds them. All I know is that is the most badass sentence ever. Japan lands a spaceship on an asteroid and shoots it in its pussy face.
And they didn’t even leave a Japanese Harry Stamper behind.