I Demand This Menace Be Kicked Out Of WWE's Elimination Chamber PPV This Instant

Are you kidding me? Why is this man allowed around women and children right now? Clearly he’s a menace to society and needs to be booted from the arena immediately.

Honestly. Say what you will about the WWE, say what you will about its wrestlers, and hell – say what you will about me. But do NOT bring Dunkaroos into this. Keep their good name off of your god damn lips.

I mean, people have easily been kicked out of major sporting events for less, yeah?

Get ‘em outta there.