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Sophie Turner And Joe Jonas Give Hope To Short Kings Everywhere

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Joe Jonas is 5 foot 7. Sophie Turner is 5 foot 9, and in those heels, probably 6 feet tall. And look at how happy they are! Like, personally, I’m 5 feet tall, so everyone is tall to me. But I understand that there are some men out there who are a little self-conscious about their height. But you know what? If a guy who’s 5’7″ can bag a dime like Sophie Turner…

There’s definitely hope for the rest of you. Stay strong, kings.