Jeff Bezos' Sexts Were Leaked By His Mistress' Brother

NY Post - The person who gave the National Enquirer Jeff Bezos’ steamy sexts was the brother of the Amazon billionaire’s mistress, a report said Sunday. It was not known how Lauren Sanchez’s sibling, Michael, obtained the racy messages, but multiple sources told The Daily Beast that he was the one who supplied them. Michael Sanchez allegedly thought the tabloid’s January report revealing Bezos and Lauren’s affair had been encouraged by Republican operatives, according to documents obtained by the Beast. The brother also believed the Enquirer had gone after the story about Bezos with “President Trump’s knowledge and appreciation,” the Beast said, citing documents it reviewed. Michael has been suspected of leaking the intimate texts between the Amazon founder and Lauren since shortly after Bezos publicly accused the Enquirer’s parent company, American Media Inc., of threatening to reveal salacious images of the illicit couple unless he dropped his investigation into how the tabloid obtained the private texts. The brother was also interviewed by Gavin de Becker, the security consultant whom Bezos had enlisted for his private investigation into the Enquirer. Sources confirmed to The Post on Sunday that the probe is now over but wouldn’t say whether Michael was the person who supplied the messages. “There are Trumpians in Michael’s orbit and at least one of these people was told about the affair in September 2018,” a source told The Post.

Jiminy Cricket! I know that incest porn has been all the rage the last few years, but the Sanchez brother is taking shit too goddam far. You gotta be one SICK PUP to do your sister dirty like this. First and foremost, its as low as it gets doing something like this to your own family. Secondly, putting anybody’s sex life on blast is a cold blooded move. Its the new era we live in where your most private and intimate moments can get put on an internet billboard for everyone, and its as manipulative and detrimental as you can get without physically harming someone. The only people who deserve to have their dirty laundry aired out are the people who lose their phone in the snow.

But thirdly, and most importantly, *David Ortiz Voice* who dee FUCK (for all you OG’s out there) wants to get all up in their SISTER’S SEXTING??? Like I dont care what you motivations are. This could be some sort of House of Cards political shit with the promise of unimaginable power for providing these texts. This could be a blackmail plot where you are able to somehow cash in on Bezos’ Billions. This could be some Black Mirror shit where Michael Sanchez is actually the one being threatened and extorted and he needs to expose his sister in order to stay alive. Like a Jigsaw plot or something like that. WHATEVER. Whatever the motivations are – you are one sick motherfucker if you’re combing through your sister’s sexts for any reason at all. You ain’t normal. You aint right. Youre a piece of shit for doing this to anybody but you’re a next level weirdo if you do it to you flesh and blood. Nobody wants to think about their sister having sex and they certainly dont want to read about it in detail. Even the weird ass way Bezos sexts. That might even be worse. Imagine you’re just scanning through these hacked texts and all you see is pictures of Jeff’s dick and him saying he wants to smell your sister and describing his lips and body and shit like that? Calling her “Alive Girl?” That might be worse than just seeing your sister talking about giving head and raunchy shit. I dont care if your sister is explicitly describing how she wants to have sex or if its the weird Bezos futuristic sexting where you talk about your existential being, bottom line is no brother in their right mind goes near her texts. Risk seeing naked pictures of her or seeing her talking about that bald Bezos dick? FOR SURE NOT. Wouldnt touch them with a thousand foot pole. Would never even make it to the point where I knew whether she was being hardcore or whether she was just talking about Bezos sniffing her hair and touching her ears. Sick fucks, the lot of em. Bezos for being a horny giant walking penis…Lauren Sanchez for banging that weirdo for his money….and her brother for reading up on their sex lives. What a crew. What a mess.