Nothing Has Ever Been As Frozen As This Frozen Cat They Found In Montana (The Cat Survived)

Can we go into the trust tree for a second? I wanna say something that might make me look like an asshole but, before I do that, I need to make sure we’re in the trust tree. We’re in there? Okay cool. I laughed about as hard as I’ve ever laughed when I saw the picture of that frozen cat. Like I could barely get the words out when I was trying to tell Nate and YP about it. I’m not proud of it but there were tears of laughter streaming down my face. I mean that cat was as frozen as anything has ever been. Fully frozen. It was more ice than cat.

To be fair, I only laughed after I knew that the cat had survived so I should still be considered a good person going forward. If the cat had been dead, there would’ve been little to no laughter. I promise. Cross my heart. Hope to die. Stick a needle in my eye.

How about the people taking that Before picture while the cat was still fully an ice cube? They could’ve at least made it look like they were trying to save the cat. Maybe arm a couple people with hair dryers or cups of warm water and make it look like they’re trying to make the situation better. Although, in their defense, they had to think that cat was dead on arrival. You can’t see a cat in that condition and think it’s alive.

But the cat survived so we can laugh and make jokes. That’s the rule on the internet.

That cat be all like